Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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