sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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