my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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