Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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