I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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