i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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