She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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