I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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