Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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