My friends, they love my intelligence
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
The struggles of a small town man whore
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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