Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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