Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This house was built for laser tag.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Randomize
