HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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