i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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