ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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