Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm both gender and math confused
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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