So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I need water and some morals
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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