She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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