But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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