She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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