There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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