Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
false alarm. still invincible.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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