i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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