Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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