whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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