Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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