Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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