Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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