There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
