she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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