just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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