You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Buhtt sex?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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