no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we're blogging at a bar
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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