i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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