if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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