No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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