I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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