Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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