i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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