No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
