why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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