White coat. Heels.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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