It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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