Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
