She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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