I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
