Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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