oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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