For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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