Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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