Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i think i have herpe
just one?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You were trust falling into bushes
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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