NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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