I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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