Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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