Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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